Bottomfeeder
Featured in Thorn & Bloom Issue 03: The Splinters We Carry
Dumb, scum, bottomfeeder bum. Eat crumbs. Play vidya to numb. Trash, rash. Low on cash. Fap-folder stash. No going back. Gotta pick up the slack. Owe mom money, can’t pay it back. Pitch leads, don’t hear back. Down-on-his-luck cuck. Can’t make a buck. Schmuck. I suck. Sad, fad, bad at this. I miss, piss. Dud, crud, my name is mud. Bottomfeeder. Ramen eater. Porn skeeter. Lick-spittle. Shit pickle. Snitch.Twitch. Pansy little bitch. Stinkie. Meanie. Weenie. Soon, scream. Snore more. Ignore chore. Bore. Bum lore. Can only get laid when I’m with a whore. Hole, how I use her. Loser. Schmoozer. Boozer. User. Useless. Loose wit. Dumb shit. Nitwit. Miss hit. Sissy, whiny, namby-pamby faggot. Not it. Numbskull. Noob. Noose. Lose chain. Bad brain. Shit stain. Royal pain. Complain. Picture perfect success. Possible? Interject and inject self-respect to deflect the effect. Genuflect. Reflect. Win. Wait. Went. Wrong. Wimp. Simp. Chimp. Chump. Round rump. Dump. Slump. Sad sack. Hurting back. Shitting bricks. Indigestion sick. Flaccid dick. Search. Sign. Sigh. Grind to find more time to unwind. Ground down mind. Find. Found. Froth. Will it pay off? Scoff. Sob. Slob. Covered in slop. Oughta stop. Close up shop. Time to consider death by cop.
Bottomfeeder” is featured in Thorn & Bloom Issue 03: The Splinters We Carry—check it out here

